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Holly Lives Here
Created on 2005-12-25 01:23:39 (#9100703), last updated 2006-01-24
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Basic Info| Name: | holly10comp |
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BioI was going to do something... Now I can't remember what it was.
Suppose I could start a journal...
Journal Entry #1
Alright dudes. Greetings! I am Holly, a tenth generation AI hologramatic ship-board computer. I am very smart. I have an IQ of six thousand, which is equal to the IQ of eighteen thousand male UPS calendar models. I was designed to regulate many of the automatic systems on board the Jupitor Mining Ship Red Dwarf, and serve as an interface for the ship's crew. If they need directions, I'm the bloke they come to. If they want to put in a magazine order, I'm the one they turn to. If the robotic skutters are trying to form a union, I'm the one they need to help keep the negotiations running smoothly.
Of course, they're all dead now, so my duties are rather light at the moment.
Gordon Bennet.
Now I remember.
"This is an SOS from the Jupitor Mining Ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead; killed by a lethal radiation leak. The only surviving members of the crew include David Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and several thousand humanoid life forms safely sealed in the hold that have evolved over time from Lister's pregnant cat. Message Ends/"
"Additional Statis Report: It has been two million and seven-hundred thousand years since the disaster, and the crew's condition remains the same. I am incredibly bored. The radiation responsible for the death of the crew hasn't yet reached a safe background level, so I still have to wait before releasing Dave Lister and the humanoid cat-species prospering on the lower levels of the ship. I have decided to start reading every single book ever written throughout human history. I am taking my time, because once I've read all of them, there won't be anybody around to wipe the data from my memory so I can read them again. The worst book I've read so far is 101 uses for a Polish Sausage, by Stark Redding."
[Please Note]
Holly and Red Dwarf are the properties of Grant Naylor and the BBC. The thoughts expressed in this blog should not be taken as official material from the show, or its production staff.
Suppose I could start a journal...
Journal Entry #1
Alright dudes. Greetings! I am Holly, a tenth generation AI hologramatic ship-board computer. I am very smart. I have an IQ of six thousand, which is equal to the IQ of eighteen thousand male UPS calendar models. I was designed to regulate many of the automatic systems on board the Jupitor Mining Ship Red Dwarf, and serve as an interface for the ship's crew. If they need directions, I'm the bloke they come to. If they want to put in a magazine order, I'm the one they turn to. If the robotic skutters are trying to form a union, I'm the one they need to help keep the negotiations running smoothly.
Of course, they're all dead now, so my duties are rather light at the moment.
Gordon Bennet.
Now I remember.
"This is an SOS from the Jupitor Mining Ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead; killed by a lethal radiation leak. The only surviving members of the crew include David Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and several thousand humanoid life forms safely sealed in the hold that have evolved over time from Lister's pregnant cat. Message Ends/"
"Additional Statis Report: It has been two million and seven-hundred thousand years since the disaster, and the crew's condition remains the same. I am incredibly bored. The radiation responsible for the death of the crew hasn't yet reached a safe background level, so I still have to wait before releasing Dave Lister and the humanoid cat-species prospering on the lower levels of the ship. I have decided to start reading every single book ever written throughout human history. I am taking my time, because once I've read all of them, there won't be anybody around to wipe the data from my memory so I can read them again. The worst book I've read so far is 101 uses for a Polish Sausage, by Stark Redding."
[Please Note]
Holly and Red Dwarf are the properties of Grant Naylor and the BBC. The thoughts expressed in this blog should not be taken as official material from the show, or its production staff.
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